This has nothing to do with xstitch, but thought it would be fun. 
Friend of mine did this too.
These can be LOTS of fun… Type your first name preceded by the word “unfortunately” into Google and see what comes up.
“Unfortunately, Wendy gets busted, the cops are called, and by the time she is able to pay her way out of jail and make it back to the grocery store, Lucy is gone.
Unfortunately Wendy is unable to retain legal aid and is looking for financial donations. ($$ is always good)
Unfortunately Wendy is probably better known for the nude portfolio she did for Playboy. (not hardly; LOL)
Unfortunately, Wendy will not be going to prison over the donation scandal. (YEA!!)
Unfortunately, Wendy faces conflict between her job and her friends, as a giant zombie pike is infecting people with crazed undead desire for fish, keeping her from Lacey’s performance
